The Fuck You Of The Week?

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LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Someone piss you, your work week isn't going well, you special ladyfriend isn't setting up business time for you, OSCM's are constantly getting stalked by lurkingdirk (kidding)? Well I give you an open thread to post you unrelented hatred on.


My fuck you of the week goes out to the Best Buys Geek Squad, especially the lil douche stain behind the counter that told me he couldn't do anything about the virus on my computer. However the poor excuse for a c-section certainly was eager to let me know that several computers were on sale this week. So fuck you Best Buy, may you be crushed by the mighty return of Nobody Beats The Wiz :thefinger
 
rock hard

rock hard

My Fuck You goes out to the U.S. Senate for being on vacation while there is a bill on the calender to extend unemployment benefits for millions of Americans who can't find a damn job to take a vacation from. Yes I am affected by this...I am eligible for a tier 3 extension, but my unemployment is on hold until this bill gets passed...IF it gets passed. I have had no income for 3 weeks, and was just staying above water as it is. Now I am in jeopardy of losing my home.

Since this is a venting thread...another Fuck You goes out to the electrical contractor who has a letter to proceed on a job here in my home jurisdiction, which should of been started a month ago. But they are not getting the tools and materials onto the job site in a timely fashion to get the job started.....so we wait at the top of the available for work list :mad:
 
PlasmaTwa2

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
My fuck you of the week goes to Chris Bosh. Enjoy your legacy as the second, maybe third wheel of the Miami Heat.
 
L3ggy

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
You can do it to other members?
 
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lurkingdirk

True story from this week:

I go to get my new motorcycle serviced. I'd been told it would be 38$ for the small job I was getting done. When the work is done, I go to the counter, offer my credit card, get told the total is 178$. I calmly (and by calmly, I mean my voice dropped by 20 decibels and I have a manic look in my eye) ask for the mechanic to be brought to the counter. When he gets there, I ask, "didn't you tell me 38$ for the job? I've just been asked to pay 178$." He makes some comment about how there was more to do, and I say I didn't authorize him to any more than the 38$ of work he quoted me.

He comes back with some bullshit argument about how he found it after he started. I was waiting for my vehicle. He could have come out and told me.

At this point a manager wandered over and asked what was up. I explained the situation, and the manager said I simply had to pay the total.

So, I put 40$ cash on the counter, pushed them out of the way and got on the bike and drove away. They called the police (unfuckingbelievable). So I told the story to the police, they (while laughing) said I should sue the garage and left.

After the police were here, I went back to the garage, told them what the police said, and asked if they'd like to pursue further action, if they'd like me to pursue further action, or if they'd like to refund what I paid earlier.

Free 38$ of work, and fuck them, very much.
 
PlasmaTwa2

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
lurkingdirk said:
True story from this week:

I go to get my new motorcycle serviced. I'd been told it would be 38$ for the small job I was getting done. When the work is done, I go to the counter, offer my credit card, get told the total is 178$. I calmly (and by calmly, I mean my voice dropped by 20 decibels and I have a manic look in my eye) ask for the mechanic to be brought to the counter. When he gets there, I ask, "didn't you tell me 38$ for the job? I've just been asked to pay 178$." He makes some comment about how there was more to do, and I say I didn't authorize him to any more than the 38$ of work he quoted me.

He comes back with some bullshit argument about how he found it after he started. I was waiting for my vehicle. He could have come out and told me.

At this point a manager wandered over and asked what was up. I explained the situation, and the manager said I simply had to pay the total.

So, I put 40$ cash on the counter, pushed them out of the way and got on the bike and drove away. They called the police (unfuckingbelievable). So I told the story to the police, they (while laughing) said I should sue the garage and left.

After the police were here, I went back to the garage, told them what the police said, and asked if they'd like to pursue further action, if they'd like me to pursue further action, or if they'd like to refund what I paid earlier.

Free 38$ of work, and fuck them, very much.
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I love bad boys... :lovecoupl
 
Vlad The Impaler

Vlad The Impaler

Power Slave
maildude said:
The mods crushed my earlier attempt at a similar thread:
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=158008
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WTF? The mods were a picky bunch of bastards in the old days. I'll bet back then they'd delete my sig in two days tops. Instead of waiting for 2 or 3 weeks, having me believe that everything was OK, then yanking the rug right out from under me.

Sorry Maily. Rambling a bit there. I have a little resentment goin on.

So I'm not gonna say fuck you to anyone as I don't want to get banned. :hatsoff:
 
StanScratch

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Mine goes to BP. Again.
And that creepy guy in the neighborhood everyone keeps complaining about, the one who keeps peeking out of his windows with binoculars, especially at the women, many times looking in their windows. I've yet to see this guy, but I know he exists, because every time I am taking in the landscape with my binoculars, I can hear people talking about him.
 
STDiva

STDiva

My fuck you goes out to the punk ass kid that pulled the fire alarm at work today and the punk ass guy who called in sick and my punk ass part time staff that won't come in leaving me to work 16 hours straight.
 
Legzman

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
LukeEl said:
Someone piss you, your work week isn't going well, you special ladyfriend isn't setting up business time for you, OSCM's are constantly getting stalked by lurkingdirk (kidding)? Well I give you an open thread to post you unrelented hatred on.


My fuck you of the week goes out to the Best Buys Geek Squad, especially the lil douche stain behind the counter that told me he couldn't do anything about the virus on my computer. However the poor excuse for a c-section certainly was eager to let me know that several computers were on sale this week. So fuck you Best Buy, may you be crushed by the mighty return of Nobody Beats The Wiz :thefinger
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Sounds like the sales people where I work. I'm the the warehouse and I can't stand the lazy fuck sales people. Between them and the store manager I wanna go on a killing spree. WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:nanner:
 
gunslingingbird

gunslingingbird

My Fuck You of the week goes out to the management of Another Planet Entertainment. I was told that I'd be working on Paul McCartney all week, but they decided that they didn't want to pay anybody for 6th and 7th day overtime, so I only did the stage build for 3 days, and will do the stage tear down on Sunday, but none of the production! Goddammit, I want my pick and my fucking set list! :mad:
 
shayd

shayd

gunslingingbird said:
My Fuck You of the week goes out to the management of Another Planet Entertainment. I was told that I'd be working on Paul McCartney all week, but they decided that they didn't want to pay anybody for 6th and 7th day overtime, so I only did the stage build for 3 days, and will do the stage tear down on Sunday, but none of the production! Goddammit, I want my pick and my fucking set list! :mad:
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I'll be there!

Hoping that would easy the pain a bit. :)
 
gunslingingbird

gunslingingbird

shayd said:
I'll be there!

Hoping that would easy the pain a bit. :)
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I'll be there too, just not getting paid for it. :( Keep something in mind when you see the stage: the fact that there are 3 roofs over the stage is proof of my handy work; I'm the one who rigged the motors and the towers to get the structure up in the air. :D

Where are your seats? I'm over near third base. See you there! :)
 
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